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this is Janis Ian's monologue, from the Tina Fey movie, 'Mean Girls'. Critiques and honesty are more than welcome; i take any advice i can get. the flat sound is caused by the camera's sound quality, not my voicebox's. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. yeah, i dunno why i'm laughing, actually. i got dumped recently, so i'm screaming this at the person who dumped me. haha. But I'm not about to plague you with a sob story so that you'll vote for me, for the following two reasons: 1. i will not sink to that level. 2. it never works. All I'm going to say is that this wouldn't mean the world to me. it would BE the world to me. Maybe my parents will believe in me again.