LOOT LAUNCHES NON-LAME FACEBOOK APP

This month's Hottest Girl is simply exploding. We've got an all new prize for the contest, plus we have an all new Facebook application that's been skyrocketing SugarLoot's hotness to a whole new level. With our new app, you can get more people to vote for you (including those people who friended you because you had playgroup together when you were 2.) Furthermore, you can vote everyday while you stalk your exes to see if they're dating anyone else. It is a win-win situation, really. Plus, the application reloads itself after every contest.
As you can tell by the entry above, Playboy Bunnies need self-esteem boosters as well. We guess the Hef hasn't been giving Gianna the same attention as he does with his other 527 girlfriends.
We can see why it would seem a little unfair to have Gianna enter Hottest Girl, but given that most of the staff are male, we really never got a chance to bring that into consideration.
Plus, Gianna has been playing by the rules, which, in this day and age of model-fierceness, is quite saint-like. Heck, she may have even had the idea for the Honest Voters Clan.
If you're bummed that a professional model has been stealing your title as Hottest girl, you should stop being a Facebook purist (i.e. application-free -- we know you exist) and install this app. It guarantees you more voters, plus it will help you establish a voting network with your friends for future contests (perhaps, an acting contest of sorts?)
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