Ayyyy. This is Mandy, writing Bobby's "About Me" He's lazy, so he asked me to do his profile, because he's bored. ...That makes no sense. But who cares?! Not me.
So... Yeah. This dude lives in NJ. He acts all gangsta, but he ain't. Unless you call him Robert. Then he'll come to your town. & b34t y0 f4c3 1n, f00l. His major hobbies are skateboarding, playing guitar, skateboarding, talking to me, skateboarding... :) & Don't label him. Just like you wouldn't label me. & We wouldn't label you.
This kiddo says that I'm his best friend. Which I find impossible, considering he's got a whole bunch of pals over there across the state border that he talks to & hangs out with everyday. But whatever floats his boat... He's not your "jerk" of a guy- he's really nice. & You should try to get to know him better before you judge him like that. So talk to him. & If he doesn't talk back, come to me & tell me. I'll make him talk ;) He does really good in school, so he does have some brains in him. He's an amazing guy, & anyone should be considered lucky to call him their friend.
Give him a chance- he's definitely worth your time. & If you don't think so, 1mm4 c0m3 sm4ck y0, f00l. Ew, who writes like that? Okay, I'm done. He'll explain the rest. & I'm making him edit this stuff. 'Cause I don't think it's all that great. I'm really hyper. So... Yeah! Talk to Bobby. Talk to me. We'll make ya smile =)

(thanks mands)