im Lexie
and me and my friends are just too cool :]
je t'aime pour toujours;; ill love you forever ♥
August 29//♥ i wish i was going to san jose with my best friend kayla. but i cant :[ now im missig out on a chance to meet this hottie named hunter. shit. and kayla says he likes to party. wed make the perfect couple :] next time she goes i am SO there.
August 28//♥be yourself. cus im already taken! i can tell it looks like mine. but whatever. ill take it as a compliment :]
August 27//♥ ahaha. i needed to change this. i forgot to put this and it happened like a week ago. its frickin hilarious. okay i have a mysapce. yupp. and i had a new friend request. yupp. and it was from an asian advice site. and their little about me says its an advice site for all asians. well get this. im not asian. hahahahaha. i guess its an asian advice site plus a mexican. maybe my default looks asian or something. i dunno. all i know is im not asian. hahaha :]
August 24//♥ha that was the funnest three days ever :] and this is a continuation from my last blog...so the next day i went to the movies. we saw house bunny. it was funny :] then we had a girls night at laurens. me kayla kennedy emalee and lauren. kayla is new here. she was asked to do a show on disney channel and she knows demi lovato and the jonas brothers! no lie. shes my new best friend :] anyways so we were all at laurens. we dresed up like hoes [pics coming soon]. it was so funny! we looked ridiculous! i loved my outifit...tube top with my bra hanging out and booty shorts. haha. kennedy was like HOES ASSEMBLE! aha. then kennedy and lauren kept me up all night talking about Obama and going hahahahahahahaa in song. and nothing was even funny. finally laurens mom shut them up. haha. then the next day was clares birthday. party party! we went swimming blah blah. then we went to the movies at 10:30. yay :] and we saw sisterhood of the blah blah blah. seriously that title is too long. and we were so loud in there. we would laugh at the randomest times. we got ssshushed :] but we really wanted to see tropic thunder. but laurens mom wouldnt let us. so at the end she was like its almost over you can go ahead and go in. so we were in there. and it wa the part where the guy was like i got the TiVo! haha and then tom cruise dances. and the theater was empty. so when the music was playing we were all dancing. hahaha! it was awesome! even laurens parents. dancing in the aisles. it was so fun. then we went home. and that concludes the best three days ever :] WE ARE LEGIT!
August 22//♥ omg yesterday was so legit! i registrated [???] and then i got the cutest purses. and blah blah. now for the good stuff....so i emalee picked me up and went to laurens. and we got there and little alexa was leaving! that girl is the best :] anyways so lauren was like we should totally dance on peoples front lawns or kidnap them. i was like how bout both! so we got her dad in it and he drove us to logans house. and we knocked on the door and when he opened it we were dancing on his front lawn. haha. then we ordered him to get in the car. poor logan didnt even have shoes on. and it was already a full car. so it was just the beginning of a clown car. then we went to sams house. and he was shirtless and were like dragging him to the car. and his moms like whered the dog go! hahaha. and then she was like sam where are you going? wheres the dog? haha. and his shoes were in the washer so we have shoesless boys in a car with 7 people that only seats five. then we got jake. 8 people in a car. wow. oh 9 plus laurens dad. it was crazy! and it was frickin hilarious. i will always remember that :] cross that off my bucket list kidnap. haha!
August 15//♥i am finally home from cheer camp! it was pretty cool. my roomates were the shit :] one night we went floor hopping but it ended when we were afraid the bitch in the elevator would calling our coach. lame. i dugg the new stunts we learned. pretty bombsky. i love my squad and your talks about whatever we wantt cus we are LEGIT! i love late night RAVES at my roomies. i love charter bus rides with the people in the back haha hilarious :] i hate cheerleaders. i hate staff. i hate screaming ladies. i hate cheerleaders who throw stuff. i hate cheerleaders who make rude comments like ohh look its KHS. oh and KING LOVES DOHLSTON! haha. pretty much king cheer is legit and fuck the rest. YAH! anyways my coming home gift was A LITTLE BIT LONGER! i love it its amazing :] and were having a surprise birthday party for kennedy cus its her birthday today! then im gonna sleepover at emalees. then tomorrow another surprise party for my cousin. woo hoo!
August 9//♥ well i just had an awesome time. first i went to emalees and kennedy was making a video about how to put in a tampon haha. "first you gotta lick the top". hahaha. went to the movies yesterday. fun stuff. me and lexi played the race car game and i kicked her butt! 3/5 babehh :] then we met these guys with a megaphone that told us if he was a squirrel hed stick his nuts in our hole. haha. and these drunk ladies told us to tell them to kiss our ass fuckers. it was pretty funny. there was some random scene girl crying. it was weird i was like why is she crying. i suspect she was on the pill :] then there was almost a fight and these guys were getting all up in each others faces. and of course kennedy was like i bet his breath smells. hahaha. and then we went to emalees and went to travis house and they were knocking on the window and his mom comes out like "my husband is trying to sleep!" and kennedy was like "shhh that was funny" haha. then we went swimming and rocked out to kennedys techno taht she stole from some scene kid which is now my song :] HELLO SEATTLE! and then we had cheer practice this morning and im currently waiting for my cousins to come take me to the beach. i dared my cousins to wear a speedo. i bet theyll do it. i call it a banana sling. haha. well all match :] and then im coming home sunday and packing for cheer camp cus i really need to do that. then i leave for camp monday morning in santa barbara til thursday. so i wont be on for like a week. ill miss you guys! leave some love :]
August 7//♥i love kennedy more than youll ever know :] were having a myspace bulletin battle. and this just made me crack up:
"o you got me soooo bad.
when you pee coke comes out.
so it burns like
i just burned you.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
hahahaaha i love this girl and her BERET names BARRY :]
August 5//♥i had cheer this morning as usual. we finally got all our uniform stuff in and im off to camp in santa barbara on monday! today im planning on going for a walk with my favorite people :] yeaa nukkaa.
August 1//♥ive officially had my braces off for two days. and im so loving those two days!!! <3 and right now im packing for the river. were leaving tonight. its gonna be funn. though im gonna miss it here....and all the people here too :]
July 29//♥i love sleepovers :]
i slept over at clares with emalee and clare last night. we took some crazy ass videos! aha we had funn :]
July 28//♥aha i love family guy :]
stewie trying to make chris, whose on a diet, jealous:
"this meatloaf is so delicious! yum its positively orgasmic! yes! oh yes! oh yes yes!"
hhaha :]
July 27//♥aha i love prank calls :]
not the whole convo but still hilarious
[our second time we called him and after we asked him if he needed balls aha]
Kennedy: this is cassie from Balls, Balls, and More Balls asking if you bought some balls yet?
Andrew: no i havent
K: Well you need some balls were having a sale 2 for 1
A: i have balls already
K: honey, honey you need to buy balls for your vagina
A: i dont need balls
K: were having a sale on balls and if you act now well throw in a penis
A: i dont need balls!
K: do you need a coupon? are you poor do you need a coupon?
A: you need to buy balls
K: honey, honey that would make me a transvestite. i am a woman. so would you like to buy some balls? 2 for 1 and well throw in a penis and a cherry condom.
A: stick some balls up your ass
K: been there, been there, been there. been there, done that
A: okay bye
K: so ill call back later okay okay okay bye.
hahahha that was the funniest car ride ever :]
July 26//♥ aha i love us :]
ill skip to the good part...cheer camp blah blah... then me and kennedy went to farmer boys. and we kept going "Z! ho ho ho ho!" ahaha. and this guy was like watching us and laughing. kennedy was like what a creeper! then we ran aha.
July 24//♥ aha i love south park :]
guy: mrs.clinton you got a snuke up your snizz.
hillary clinton: oh i declare!
ahaha that cracks me up :]
July 23//♥ ive decided to blog again. its fun :] well today me and kennedy went to the country club to swim. we made fun of this ugly couple and these grandmas. haha. and jessica stalked me and got a picture of my butt :] then we went to kennedys and it took me forever to get ready. first of all i couldnt fit in any of her shorts cus its unfortunate that this baby dont got back. then kennedy doesnt own a straightener [omgah i know how awful] so i had ugly hair and i was goign crazy trying to get it at least OKAY. and she was getting mad at me cus i was taking so long. not my fault. totally hers for not owning a straightener. then we walked/cheered to the park cus were cool like that. oh and a lot of people waved to us while we were walking so we waved back. and then i would walk into the middle of the street and yell REBEL!!! cus i mean i coulda got ran over it was pretty rebellious. then we admired the giant lion statue in someones yard. it is so strange. then we danced in sams front yard cus it was pretty convenient at the time. then we were walking back to kennedys and this guy said his friend liked me. then kennedy told me my non-straightened hair attracted cholos. haha. and then kennedy farted a lot. nuthin new. she does it all the time. then we were home and we watched potty training videos on youtube. THE END :] aha i love kennedy.
NEVERSHOUTNEVER!