Things to do at wal-mart:
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~Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
~Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
~Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
~Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
~Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
~When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
~Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your
nose.
~While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti - depressants are.
~Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
~In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.
~Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
~When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
~Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
~Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go,
pikachu, go!"
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These are just a few of my favorite songs. You should check em' out sometime. Maybe you'll just like em'.
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